Wednesday - Hump Day

Okay, if I were to name all of my celebrity crushes, there would be a few guys and a few girls, too. I'm viscerally attracted to these people, and probably would fall apart at the seams if I actually were to come face to face with any of them.


First one is a common one, I'm sure. Jake Gyllenhaal.

Yes, your smoldering eyes and strong mouth make me cross my legs when I look at you... starting with Donnie Darko and continuing on with Lovely & Amazing... you stole my heart at an early age, you hot, foxy hunk of Man. If I were still a virgin when I first laid eyes on you, I'd have saved it. For you. Muah. xoxoxoxoxo


Next on my fantasy love list is Zooey Deschanel. You're gorgeous, 

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funny, have a lovely voice and talented writing skills, and I love you. The funny thing here is that you and Jake look like you could be related. Or make a very stunning couple! (Don't even think about it. Either of you!) I first saw you on Elf, and didn't think much of your hair color, but I loved your voice and your quirkiness. Then I saw you in Tin Man and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and it was official. I developed my crush. Big time.


Those are my Absolute Top Two. There are some other, less important crushes. Ones that come and go with the hairstyles. But Jake could lose 50 pounds, shave his head (which he recently did) and I'd still want him. Zooey could get a crappy haircut, do a lot of bad movies, and I'd still love her. 


I wanted to list more for you, but these two eclipse the others. I mean, there are others. They just don't hold a candle to either of these flames.


Do I maybe have a thing for dark-haired, light-eyed beauties? Hmm... could be. I don't know. Because on the list used to be Jason London, though he's no longer on it. 

I also had a thing for Matthew McConaughey and Matt Damon. Blonds with blue eyes. It's not so much how they look, though. It's characters that they've played. McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused. Classic! And Damon's character in Good Will Hunting. That's when I fell for him. Wasn't he brilliant in Invictus?  

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Love them. Really. They're beautiful people. Matt Damon does a lot of charity work. That's a turn on. And I also had a thing for Sandra Bullock for a while. 

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She could have been a model, but she chose to be a funny lady in the movies. I still think they're all adorable. None of those crushes lasted, however. Only Jake and Zooey continue to hold a flame in my heart. I keep it burning, baby. Just in case we DO ever meet, and conditions are perfect for an amazing threesome.... HOT. HOT. HOT. I'd die a very satisfied woman.